A man was lucky to be alive today after coming home from the pub after a 'couple of beers' and having the road he was travelling on completly disappear in front of him.
A shocked Bob Conrad, from 'Off ya Face' beer delivery service said, "I was going down the road doing well under the speed limit to get a couple stubbies and a mexicana pizza, and the road seemed to change shape and bloody vanish!. Blame the Bracks goverment if you ask me!"
The Minister for disapperaing roads declined to comment.
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