LUCKY BLOKE OF THE MONTH!

The "What's all this then?" lucky bloke of the month has to go to the 'Slightly less than average looking ' Bernie (Shit i'm lucky!) Ecclestone. Not only does he have more cash than a small country, he gets to travel the world first class watching every formula one race for the year. He also gets to hang out with all the drivers in pit lane! His only quandary would be wondering what his lovely missus is up to when his away.My guess would be the pool men, gardeners, and the rest of the servants would be scaling the walls into the place like the last scene from Scarface as soon as poor old Bernie's limo has left the driveway!