LUCKY BLOKE OF THE MONTH!

The "What's all this then?" lucky bloke of the month has to go to the 'Slightly less than average looking ' Bernie (Shit i'm lucky!) Ecclestone. Not only does he have more cash than a small country, he gets to travel the world first class watching every formula one race for the year. He also gets to hang out with all the drivers in pit lane! His only quandary would be wondering what his lovely missus is up to when his away.My guess would be the pool men, gardeners, and the rest of the servants would be scaling the walls into the place like the last scene from Scarface as soon as poor old Bernie's limo has left the driveway!

NEWSFLASH! MAN CAUGHT IN DISAPPEARING ROAD RIDDLE.

A man was lucky to be alive today after coming home from the pub after a 'couple of beers' and having the road he was travelling on completly disappear in front of him.

A shocked Bob Conrad, from 'Off ya Face' beer delivery service said, "I was going down the road doing well under the speed limit to get a couple stubbies and a mexicana pizza, and the road seemed to change shape and bloody vanish!. Blame the Bracks goverment if you ask me!"

The Minister for disapperaing roads declined to comment.