The N.S.W government has made a grand purchase of a US made 'Riot Water cannon' For the 2007 APEC summit at a cost of $600.000. Great idea, and would of looked splendid on the 6pm news if a bunch of tree hugging hippies and greenies made a mad dash at President Bush, blowing dope smoke,riding mopeds, and throwing free range eggs at them and get blown 300 feet backwards by a jet of water so strong Moby Dick would have...well had 'dick envy'. But as much as they needed a wash, unfortunately this didn't happen.(I think they got stoned, chained themselves up to a few trees and got the munchies and boiled the free range eggs instead!)
But now i have noticed that the N.S.W Police have a little bit of a problem. What are the going to do with the bloody thing now? They are chomping at the bit to get some use out of this big black deadly water spewing piece of licorice!
I noticed in the week before Bathurst this year, the Police Minister came out and said,"if we see one sign of trouble we will have no hesitation in bringing out the water cannon!" Can you just imagine it?Screaming bogan Ford fans drinking fifty Jim Beam cans each, on a hot Bathurst
Sunday, with ford coming 1,2,3. and an opportunity to wet every girls t-shirt with in a mile and cool down at the same time? If that's the case I'm going next year armed with my Winnie blue's, mullet, Fabergé acid wash jeans and my missus Raaaleeee'ne. (As long as she wears a tight white t-shirt and carries my beers)
I have an idea guys, and it just an idea. How about instead trying to wet some hippies, bogans,Elderly and pre-school kids,you guys should have chugged up the road a bit where there was a real menace to society that was out of control and threatening a town called Jindabyne...it's called a bush fire!I reckon that 12,000 litres of water shot 50 metres at a rapid pace might have a bit of an impact...don't you think?
